Mika - Grace Kelly - Parody
Lyrics:
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you do you think I'm gay?
I'm over thirty
Am I too nerdy?
Do you care what I say?
I could be manly
Maybe not manly
I could pretend to be
Lets have a party
Well have a party, listen to my CD
I tried to sing like my daddy
Oh but his voice was too low
When I got help from my nanny
She crushed my balls in a door!
I am so weird
I am insane
People say I'm not a guy
I am so geeky
My voice is squeaky
It is incredibly high
I am a creep
I know Im cheap
And you think Im a fool
My hair is curly
Its a bit girly
Everyone knows I am cool
Now that I admit
That my songs are shit
How can I help what you think?
Youre losing interest
But I will persist
Doing this awesome lip-sync
Why do you hate me
I know you hate me
Why don't you go crap yourself?
You should protect me
Please dont reject me
just cos I sound like an elf?
I tried to sing like my brother
Oh but his voice was too deep
I went and cried to my mother
She **** my ball to a jeep!
I am so weird
I am insane
People say Im not a guy
I am so geeky
My voice is squeaky
It is incredibly high
I am a creep
I know I'm cheap
And you think Im a fool
My hair is curly
Its a bit girly
Everyone knows I am cool
Your songs are **** so get out of my house
You **** **** **** touching my dog **** **** **** **** my Pants
I am so weird
I am insane
People say Im not a guy
I am so geeky
My voice is squeaky
It is incredibly high
I am a creep
I know I'm cheap
And you think Im a fool
My hair is curly
Its a bit girly
Everyone knows I am cool
I am so weird
I am insane
People say I'm not a guy
I am so geeky
My voice is squeaky
It is incredibly high
I am a creep
I know I'm cheap
And you think Im a fool
My hair is curly
It's a bit girly
Everyone knows I am cool-(record scratch)
Right? Guys?
Duration: 3:03
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